- It appears as if Eddie has adopted not one but two new children. How does a single parent manage with so many mouths to feed?!
- The battle of the brothers rages on! Which twin will come out on top?
- Could this be the kiss heard around the world?! No wonder these brothers are so angry with each other; they're fighting for love!
- And, right, there's an alien boyfriend or something... HOW DOES HE FEEL ABOUT THE BREWING LOVE TRIANGLE? [He says, quote, 'Eddie is mine. Anyone who wants him has to get through me, bitch.' End quote.]